The Glamazons have been pushed to the brink, not by monsters - monster killing is easy - but by the tasteless medieval blacksmiths and sweaty cave dwellers who design useless femme armor! Help our intrepid heroes smash, bash and crash through minotaur heads, kappa shells, and the male gaze in their quest to be the first Glamazon decked out in gear that not only looks fab but provides real monster fighting protection.

The goal of the game is to be the first to collect a full set of properly protective armor to cover your paperdoll character mat. Crafted from the corpses of iconic monsters you've killed, each piece of armor in the game is unique and thematically tied to the creature it's made from. These pieces of armor are represented by reusable vinyl stickers with which you get to play dress up! But each dead monster has only enough raw materials to make a single piece of armor, and you'll have to figure out who gets credit for the kill — you or your "Best Friend".

Gameplay features a boiled-down bluffing system that puts the focus squarely on social interaction. The tension of trying to catch your Best Friend in a stone cold lie while you stare across the table looking for the slightest betraying twitch is the heart that beats strong within this game. You have no one to blame but yourself if you get stuck picking out glitter wedgies while the winner gets to go adventure in fabulous-yet-practical Glamazon style!